*is getting senile*
Santa Claus?

Armel: So, presents magically appear in the socks because of Santa Claus, right?
Rei: No, Armel. Santa Claus isn't real.

Me: Merry X'mas, boys~ I got you guys teddies this year~
Armel: Teddy bear!
Rei: Oh!

Armel: Teddy~ Teddy~
Rei: Where did you get these bears?
Me: A X'mas tree.

Rei: A WHAT?
Me: A X'mas tree. I just plucked them off the tree. ^_^

Armel: So, Santa Claus is real and he goes around hanging presents on X'mas trees, right?
Rei: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, ARMEL!
Merry X'mas 2010~
May 2011 be a good year for everyone! =)